Rone vs Kid Twist (русские субтитры)Рон - американский боевой рэппер из Филадельфии, штат Пенсильвания . В настоящее время он зарегистрировал 41 битву, из которых 14 764 566 просмотров. Кид Твист (настоящее имя: Алекс Ларсен ) - канадский боевой рэпер из Торонто, Онтарио . В настоящее время он зарегистрировал 43 сражения, из которых 6 513 188 просмотров. Смотреть баттл "Rone vs Kid Twist": Кид Твист нанимает на свою сторону местного политика в этой победной битве от «Мирового господства 5» KOTD. Кто : Рон (Филадельфия, Па.) Против Кид Твист (Торонто, Канада) Где : «Всемирное господство 5» KOTD в Торонто, Канада Когда : 21 августа 2015 года World Domination 5 event. Текст баттла "Rone vs Kid Twist": [Round 1: Kid Twist] If you follow Rone in Instagram, you might be confused about the pics he takes He isn't making kissy face That's just the way his lips are shaped What would my one word to describe Rone be? Brony Wait, you went viral and now no one's gonna stop you? Who you think you are Kony? But those people just know him as "the poet" So the only way you'll cake off that boost in viewers Is if YouTube puts them in the viral hits reunion tour And we see him on stage performing all his "hard hitting" rhymes again Trying to rap while Sharkeisha is fighting him and Charlie is biting him But that shit was poetry, something deep teens will quote in their diary Except for the flip you tried where you fucked up the whole thing entirely You're in an improve troupe and still freeze when you don't know what your line should be So you can learn from Robin Williams when I put you in the Dead Poet's Society It's Grandma's Favorite Grandson You live a charmed life But both my grandma's are dead son, I live that hard life You're the dumb jock type You go to baseball games in a cap Where it straight to the back Then keep your eyes shaded like that I'm about to body both of us Cause you told Nils you're skinny but in shape Except the straight line is one dimensional so skinny is not a shape Then you told Day you'd give him the rockies With this mini stick body, let's be real You'd get knocked out in mini stick hockey Smack vaulted you It's like Goose in Top Gun on how that came about Cause you faced the Danger/Danja Zone and went in but never made it out And ever since that Danja bout, they won't invite this guy back So URL friend zoned you, they just don't like you like that I mean, I don't know why I mean, you can be compared to multiple gangsters But it's not because you're tough or deadly It's because you got a Babyface and the swagger of Machine Gun Kelly But your music is more like Green Day without the fandom and groupies You're an American Idiot and your first album was Dookie But hey, you come from money So you don't care about your music's price of license fees Taking out the yacht is the only time he's concerned with piracy This spoiled brat has two clear wins inside the league And off of that you thought that you would have the title seized? Nigel please! Fuck outta here [Round 1: Rone] Yo, he said I messed up my rebuttals, but I'm iller than shit Well I am Joseph Kony cause I'm killing this kid (Cause he killed kids...do you remember?...Alright...) Ah, let me start off giving thanks to God First and foremost let me be clear If ancient civilizations hadn't made them up a couple thousand years ago none of us would be here Second, shouts to my peeps in Japan Third, shouts to my legion of fans And fourth shouts to me for taking a shitty opponent and being the man So ah...Organik connected with me telepathically A brainwave came through and hit me Shit, I was down in Orlando, you know, taking the crew to Disney Boy, I was on the beach when the squad made the move to get me I traded the rays for a short stop in Toronto like Tulowitski But I heard your girl's real tech savvy On some interesting shit I heard she's into live streaming...so I pissed on the bitch But I got accounts with Apple music, shit I'm always going viral I'm in my prime so it's problem to take my spot if I/Spotify want the title But I'm always carrying my battles and this one ain't an exception So tell me Twist, what are YOU gonna do to make this battle get some attention? Bro, you better fake an awesome choke Then run off like it's all she wrote Then come back on a boat, swinging off a rope Wearing solid gold, bitch hanging off your pole Bro, you better stop the show, massage Charron Cook pasta smoke, jerk off to blow, sock a hoe Drink a Vodka whole then disappear in a ball of smoke I am here to prove it's possible to neuter a bitch And I got son/sun lined up like a lunar eclipse The way you move your arms, what type of movement is this? Are you doing The Robot or are robots doing The Twist? I said, 20/20, what's that? Your vision or your pant size? 50/50 I'ma Earth him, or get his bitch baptized I got your old bay like crab fries You need your bars up like your jack died You and me, fucking can't bind It's all eyes that we're allies Try flipping how I'm flowing and that'll get you capsized Bro you aren't fitted for this New Era and I ain't talking cap size But this ain't the type of shit that he's finna get on He's just another snack another feast that I set on Anytime I see that fucking beef, take it head on This the type of shit that Meek should've been on! Bro, believe that shit. Believe that shit. Believe that shit I wish that was my beef because I was born ready I would've walked in city hall and slapped the shit outta Norm Kelly See, he let some of us down but I'm not fucking around You go Back 2 Back on me and I'm doubling down Boy, Meek called off the dogs, that shit was fucking retarded Twist I ain't calling off the dogs until they're done with your carcass Let's go baby [Round 2: Kid Twist] See, you played right into my hand I made you do a rebuttal to try to prove that you could fuck with me So I feel like a proud dad, me and Nils have to share custody And you're doing lines about title? That's prove I was fucking right to doubt you Cause you could get a co-sign from every celebrity and no one would give a fuck about you Rone really loves his country Coming from a rich white guy, wow, no one would've thought The rest of us can't fucking stand you, I guess it's lonely at the top Catch me shouting, "I hate America" as I'm rolling through your spot With Ariana Grande doing donuts on your block Cause me, Corey, Pat and Bulletz are putting heads in a bag We'll X your country's stars, that's the confederate flag And yeah, rap is American, but you can't claim cultural ownership When your family was so deep in the slave trade they probably owned the ships I'll walk all over the stars and stripes Like the socks you wore against The Saurus Or like when you sold your city out to Eur' and help the foreigners extort it In the Revolution, Philly fought against the British invasion In 2015, Philly needs the British to save them Your biggest tracks is probably the one about lynching you sang at your frat parties Even as a kid, Rone segregated his black Barbies You shave once a month and you talk in obnoxious memes You must've promised your soul to the devil to make you a constant teen/Constantine Cause you've stuck with Boyhood longer than Richard Linklater And if you didn't get that one, it's cool; I'll post a link later You drive a car your parents bought, can't even pimp your own ride You're like Simba after Scar took over, that's a prince with no pride! You got at Day for using antics, you were using antics though If Day rapped we would've seen Lincoln killed during that theatric show And your lost to Eric is a stain the rematch never could rinse It's like forensic evidence since DNA proved better than Prince/prints Yeah, what else you done the past two years? Let's see... A bunch of cancelled matches, some garbage showings overseas Some shit with Marv and Patrick for practice Your third for T and your list of odds of Pete...classic status That's a 1.5 hot round every ten battles average So we talked about your country and your career This is where we mix 'em up You act like the star player when you're a hair from getting cut So your shitty bars are tribute to your heritage enough You're all style no substance THAT'S AMERICAN AS FUCK! [Round 2: Rone] Yo, if y'all check out my style, you know it's nothing but subtle You made a rebuttal about my rebuttal well fuck your rebuttal You're the world's least relatable rapper And fucking...it's really not debatable Like there's a problem when your own family members can't even find you relatable Like you're so pejorative, so pessimistic and you can tell he's not pretending If you were a prisoner going downstairs you couldn't be more con-descending Like, who is your audience? You're off-target, junior Compare him to me and my bars hit smoother Your obscure references make you a hardcore loser And alienate the soldiers' minds like it's Starship Troopers (Remember in Starship Troopers when the aliens...take the soldier's minds?...) Ahh, so you were supposed to have this book that was gonna get this game changed It was gonna be your next chapter, but you're still stuck on the same page I mean, you are the world's worst fiction writer, and I've got proof You don't write gun bars because they're not true I mean, you'll write about shit that's magical But won't write about shit that's tactical? When that chopper will write its own story, that's semi-autobiographical Those Berettas...all that Like Kenan and Kel I'm passing the manicotti, when I reach you get shells I make the carcasses Zack Morris; let it ring like a bell You want beef? I make Patti's, let it sing like LaBelle But...yo, you are the world's worst type of white person (It's bad) And you got me going wild If you looked up things that white people like...you would be the poster child I mean, bro, I hope that you choke on your kale and your quinoa I'll make your hippy chick, hipster bitch give me a rim job You want beef? I can play the part I'll catch you at your shady bar Smash the craft beer out your hand and then smash you with the mason jar Bro, and just as soon as you're getting better I'll corner your squad at the civic center I'll ruin all your get-togethers by snapping and cracking your vintage records Bro, fuck your beta carotene and your over-parenting Fuck your Mexican colas and your natural granola Fuck your social victims and your soy addiction Fuck your counting calories and your gluten allergies Yo, fuck all of the blogs you watch, the paper you write your comics on Your boutique restaurant's ambiance Your side job and the dogs you walk Fuck your hemp-wearing entourage Your faggot dad, your pompous mom Fuck your refurbished Donkey Kong Your vegan lollipops, your local sake spot and your organic coffee shop I hope you skip a vaccination and then die from an infection You are ruining the world with your political correctness So it's time for you to retire and just move on closer to death And it'll be just like last time when no one notices you left Let's go [Round 3: Kid Twist] Okay, I'm back now, so we can have a break from the wacker shit Speaking of semi-autobiographical Did you notice the list of things that white people like was incredibly accurate? So see, this is the rebuttal game now We're talking major flips versus blatant shit And yeah, no one can relate to this They don't know how it feels to be as fucking great as this And you wanna talk about my book? Yeah I scrapped it Cause that was just a process for ah... That was just a process for me to grow more... Aw fuck You wanna talk about my book? Yo that was just a process for me to grow over time And I know when to scrap a draft, for instance, most of your lines Rone really hates fat people Hates 'em So I bet some paper you were fat as a seventh grader You know the worst thing about fat people? Having to listen to their self-righteous oddly obsessive haters I should roll with some heavyweights to the hotel where you're headed later And squeeze in your same elevator with a boombox playing Meghan Trainor You speculated on the frequency with which The Saurus jerks off I have never had a worse thought Reed Dollars heard that verse and gave Philly its first pause And you told '60 you'd send his girl pics with a dick in your hand By now, that's a societal norm But if you send a girl a dick pic, she'd report you for child porn See, so it's clear that theater and journalism have been your occupations You act overdramatic while making simple observations It's funny, you have Kreayshawn's voice and spit the most basic of lines I don't give a fuck how many athlete's names you can rhyme And it was only your verse that went viral Cause they found a white kid they could trumpet It's like a text to watch Netflix and chill; we know that's really some fuck shit Cause yeah, your delivery's tough and you have fillerous punches So if you think he's dope, ask yourself "Just 'cause it sounds ill, is it substance?" I don't care if your flow's sharper Every bar that I've wrote's smarter You couldn't see the shit I cut, I'm feeling like Rone's barber My shit hits deep in The Dome, I make you think about a joke harder He's from Philly; my shit hits deep in The Dome, Joe Carter! Your city gave us battle legends, you won't get your name called in the group You're Jimmy Fallon, little talent you just bank off Philly's Roots I mean, your whole persona is whiteness I said, you're trying to be the white Ness A black guy's style for white heads, your rap name should be White Dreads Cause your shit is insufferable Tell me, what have you ever struggled through? Oh, you had to carry the iron...no caddie to hold your clubs for you But he might be packing some things 'Cause based on the raps that you bring, you're Philly as hell Liberty Bell, you're showing cracks in the ring Look, so my city is winning back-to-back You'll have nightmares and dreams about this I'll beat you so bad Meek Mill will post memes about this And you thought I was gonna let him talk shit about Norm Kelly? Like I'd let my City Councillor be blatantly disgraced? But, if you wanna say some shit to Norm, then you can say it to his face! {Norm Kelly comes out, crowd goes nuts} [Rone] FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! [Round 3: Rone] Yo, yo, yo, yo, Norm where you going?! Yo, yo, he just brought up Norm Kelly; that was some corny shit Norm, come back here...you're a bitch! {Crowd goes nuts again} [Rone screaming] WHAT?! WHAT DO I GIVE A FUCK FOR?! COME OUT HERE, WHAT?! FUCK I GIVE A FUCK?! Little bitch But I'ma start off... Fuck that man...fucking bringing out politicians...man, what the fuck is that bullshit? Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen I know I dissed that old white guy Ahh, so I'mma start this round off...you like literary devices right? I'm gonna start with an allegory, you know what an allegory is? You'll pick it up from the context Ah, so on holidays and birthdays I give wrapping paper as a gift I just, could never get the folds right, plus, I'm lazy as a bitch And even though it gets laughed at, you gotta know all of that's fact And of course the moral of the story is, you gotta know when you can't wrap/rap I'm tired of these half-stepping dweebs; we are beyond geeks I bet his own heart don't even beat on beat I mean yo, like your girl, bet she'll leave ya Cause you can't even please her Sex with you is probably like an epileptic seizure I mean, you don't even pay attention to the pace that your rhyme You have no natural rhythm and it's killing my vibe You'd have a spasm trying to stay on beat to "Staying Alive" You'd try to give CPR you'd wind up killing the guy! I mean, people act like Kid Twist is so smart I'm thinking, "Damn it, that's absurd." The only smart thing he ever did was brand himself as a nerd See if you're so smart, why don't you have ways to optimize your brand? If you're so smart, why don't you have ways to monetize your fans? If you're so smart, why are you underemployeed and living like a slob? If you're so smart, why were you begging Battle Rap Chris for a job? If you're so brilliant, why is your record rife with debate-ables? If you're so brainy, why can't you write something relate able? You're this genius, why these morons get you stuffed in a hearse? If you're so forward thinking, then why's your career stuck in reverse? Bro, you're this writer, why haven't you put your word out once? Oh you know business? Then why are they selling my merch out front? See me, I'm more than just the views that I get Outside opportunities, I use them the best Press conferences, hosting Pay-Per-Views, I'm like, "check" I do the battles, then I do the interviews at the events I mean, Organik better watch his back cause I could probably host better Fucking Queens better...I said Queens...What?! And where's Norm man? And where's Norm? Alright then fuck it... Then Gully better watch his back cause I could probably host better Fucking Queenz Flip better watch his back cause he knows I can roast better You better watch your back cause I could probably write yours better Shit Mindbender better watch his back cause I could probably do porn better I mean, my talents compared to him are enough to spellbound him But I can't be shocked that this square isn't well rounded I mean, you pioneer being a bitch in battle rap and expect to get rewarded I don't respect the trail you blazed, in fact, watch me scorch it I'll fuck your girl, record it I'll fucking- (who is that?) Yo, I'll fuck your girl, record it I'll have your maid, deported I'll whoop your ass and then make you apologize to me for it See, it's more than the fact that you've never made tracks we can bump on a CD It's more than the fact that you came crawling back to a league that shunned you completely It's more than the fact that you've got me battling on a rung that's beneath me It's the fact that no one who has ever come from your country can beat me {Boo's from the crowd} Yeah that's right, I came HERE and said that shit Same with Australia or South Africa I put 'em down the same I put the West Coast on their toes and now they tiptoe 'round my name I say the same about...the fucking...Midwest...fucking... Yo I don't even give a fuck You suck bro, you're terrible I'll casket him up, and that's just for fun They want a World Domination, well, fucking that's how it's done! |
23-01-2016, 19:03
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